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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 06:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

South Florida-based Silver Airways shuts down, stranding travelers - Sun Sentinel

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Europe stock markets open lower; FTSE 100 choppy after UK economy shrinks more than expected - CNBC

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scientists May Have Discovered a Surprising Health Benefit of Mango - EatingWell

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

What is your review of "Regent", episode 5 of Season 2 House of the Dragon?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

share office space ...

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

USMNT, messy and meek, unravels quickly for its fourth straight defeat - The Washington Post

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Loons and Moons

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?